Dear Nicole Kidman

Dear Nicole,

And I do mean "dear." I've been completely twitterpated with you since I was 12. "Far and Away" continues to be one of my favorite films, even though He's in it, and I never did like him. I think you could film yourself reading the telephone book and it would still be Oscar-worthy.

Sweetie, what's going on? I understand what you're doing, wanting to work with creative people that inspire you, but it's getting bad.

You're starting to turn into Christopher Lee- someone who's always better than the movies he picks.

I have seen almost all of your movies, and lately, they're getting bad. I miss the glory days of "Moulin Rouge" and "The Others" and "The Hours," because you were really showing people what you could do. They were good movies, and you were good in them. I wish you'd been able to do "Panic Room," because it would have been new territory for you, but, sadly, injuries kept you from that.

I love you, Nicole (not creepy, stalker-love you, but I do think you hung the moon) and I know you can do better.

It's ok to work with creative people who inspire you, but you don't have to jump at the first project they come to you with. "Stepford Wives?"

I'm so glad your personal life has turned around. Your new daughter is beautiful, you've married the one man on the planet who's as pretty as you are, and you look so happy. I'm glad you're free of Him, cuz, wow, did he jump into the deep end, and so I hope very much that this newfound happiness translates into better projects for you.

Please, please make people remember why you're great! I'm rooting for you, even when you make stinkers.