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    Wednesday, August 20, 2008


    Vacation stories part 1

    Ok, so it was a mad, mad dash to Texas, and then immediately fly out to Richmond ( to do so, we had to take a flight with a layover in Atlanta.  HA!).  Our first flight was delayed almost two hours, which SUCKED, because our layover was supposed to be two hours.  You see the problem?

    Fortunately, the amazing crew at American Airlines let us sit up in First Class as we got closer to our gate.  We ran like HELL to get to our Delta gate, and thank God, that flight was delayed for an hour.  Otherwise, we'd never have made it.

    Then we got to Richmond and our luggage didn't come.

    Now, I have to say, that was kind of my fault.  When we were packing, I was SO TIRED and delirious, I thought to myself, I don't think we should pack two carry-on bags, let's just pack one big suitcase.  Luke didn't like it, but he let me do it.  When we got to the airport, however, we found we had to pay to check our bag.  Many quiet looks of displeasure, let me tell you.

    So we went to my parents' house, and they set us up in my grandmother's old room, which they've turned into a den, and we slept on two twin-bed gel mattresses they'd pushed together.  Now, I get that they were letting us sleep together, and that in theory, two twin beds make a king-size.  But when someone tries to cuddle, they split apart, and hardwood floors are cold at 2:00 in the morning, I'll have you know.

    My dad had asked us when I called him at the Dallas airport if we would lead his Sunday School class.  They've been studying some "hot button" issues, and right now, they're doing homosexuality.  Luke said he'd do it, but it sounded like a science experiment to him.  It was pretty good, actually, even Luke thought so.  There was one guy there who was just one of Those Guys, and he didn't bother me, because he just didn't agree with me, he was very respectful and willing to listen.  The one guy that DID piss me off was a guy that has been in prison, and said that if we start accepting gay people, we have to accept pedophiles and rapists.  Fortunately, some of the class members saved me from having to say anything by pointing out the fact that the vast majority of pedophiles are straight.  Rapists have nothing in common with gay people, so I'm not sure where he was going with that.

    Alright, I've got some cleaning to do, but I'll try to write another one tonight.  I'm trying to fill my day, you see, because Luke is coming today, but he's not going to get here until tonight.

    Monday, August 4, 2008

    Vacation Stories to follow, I promise

    I just have to get this out...

    I am incredibly sad.  I can't believe that I'm so dependent on Luke that I can't be happy without him for just two weeks.  I know people that go longer than that.  

    Woe is me, etc. etc. etc.

    Monday, July 28, 2008

    So it took three posts. Sue me.


    So, at 3, Phillip & Barron call to be let into the gate with my surprise.  As soon as I hang up the phone, Jake & Erin call and tell me they're here.  It was great, because Jake & Erin have been our best friends for two years, and they'd never had a chance to meet Phillip & Barron, who have been my best friends for twenty years.  

    So, bear in mind, I've been packing all day, dealing with boxes, etc.  Imagine my surprise when Phillip & Barron present me with a box of Star Wars & Star Trek toys.  For those of you who don't know, about two years ago, shortly after I met Luke, I was robbed and cleaned out.  I mean, they took all of my old toys, my dishes that I'd inherited from my grandmother, clothes, computers, DVDs, CDs, EVERYTHING.  So this was a pretty nice gift.  But I could have killed them when I saw it was another box.

    So, like I said, couldn't have done it without Jake & Erin.  We listened to Lisa Loeb as we packed and painted.  When Luke got home, there was actually very little to do, it just took FOREVER.  We finally finished painting and loading up the truck at 10:00 Thursday night, and then we had to go get a couple of things from Jake & Erin, and by that time, we were wiped.

    Part of our plan involved getting Luke's paycheck (which came in on Friday) FedEx'ed to my aunt's house in Massachusetts so that we could have money for vacation, and we'd just use the $300 to get us to Texas.  Luke was worried that we wouldn't have enough money, I wasn't.  (BOY, was I wrong.  The truck itself cost OVER $300 in gas, and then we had the car, too.)  Luke made a case for staying the last night, leaving town after his paycheck arrived, and having less time in Texas, because we had a 4:00 flight to Richmond to go on this massive family vacation.  He was worried about the money, I was just fuckin' tired, so I said ok.  I hated the fact that we were going to be driving through the night, but WOW did it end up being the best option.

    Now, bear in mind that a move requires communication.  Luke didn't have a cell phone.  So every hour and a half, I'd see him doing something weird, or (as he tells it) I'd THINK I'd see him doing something weird, and so I'd pull off.  Eventually, we just worked out a system that we'd stop every two, two-and-a-half hours, get out, go to the bathroom, and stretch.  Sadly, this turned a twelve hour trip into a FIFTEEN hour trip.  Poor Shayera was MISERABLE the entire time.  She never once chewed on a bone, or really do anything other than lay in her bed and gaze balefully at us until she fell asleep.

    We finally got in to Texas at almost six in the morning.  The Dreiling's hide-a-key isn't in the front yard, so Luke had to vault over the fence to find it.  He couldn't, so he had to vault back over and we had to knock on the front door anyway.  Jim came in our room at about nine to get a key to the truck so they could start on our laundry, and he and Paul ended up unloading our whole truck for us.  It was crazy, and so, SO nice.

    I updated the blog, went for a swim, played volleyball (Luke won, damn his time), and then we were off on vacation.  And that's where the next blog will start.


    We've Arrived! A story in two parts, pt 2

    Ok, so I'm doing this from vacation, which has many of its own stories, but I gotta finish the move, first.

    So, we awoke at a quarter til 8, not so refreshed, very sore, and, for my part, a little bitter about the work remaining.  Luke had to go to work.  I know he didn't see it this way, but I felt he'd escaped.  So, I knew that Jake and Erin were going to sleep in and have a late breakfast, so I was expecting them at about 11 or so.  Fine.  I began moving boxes, finishing the packing, all the stuff I could do by myself while I waited for them.  What I didn't know was that Jake had gotten rip-roaring drunk the night before with his cast (He's doing "An Adult Evening With Shel Silverstein" at the old Galaxy Playhouse and I believe that it opens July 31st.  Go.  I've read the script, its hysterical and disturbing.)  So they woke up at 12, then went out to breakfast, and then Erin, bless her heart, had to take some tests for work, and so they didn't end up getting there until 3.  Let me tell you, they were a godsend.  I could not have gotten everything done without them.  Erin painted, Jake helped me reorganize the truck, he helped give me some direction about finishing packing, it was perfect.  Meanwhile, I'd called my best friend Phillip and his brother to see if they could come, but they had errands they had to run.  At three o'clock, they call to tell me they need to get let in, they have a present for me.

    I hate to do this to you, but I'm doing this from the jacuzzi in my bathroom here on vacation, and I'm sweating like a pig.  I'll try to write more later today.  

    Saturday, July 19, 2008

    We've arrived! A story in two parts, pt 1

    So our whole plan had been to pack up the truck on Wednesday and Thursday, and then leave Friday morning at 2:00.

    Ok, so I started packing up the truck on Wednesday.  By myself.  Because Luke had to work.  It's the only way we could get it to work.  I only took two fifteen minute breaks, not counting going to pick Luke up from work.  That's tired work, I'm here to tell you.  I got a lot of the last minute stuff packed, but not all of it.  I got a lot of the taped up boxes and stuff done.  I was calling Luke every thirty minutes or so.  He wasn't so bothered by it, though.  It was nice.  However, there was a lot to get done still, and then we had to paint everything back, so we had to call in reinforcements.  We asked Jake and Erin to come, but we were kind of vague about when we needed them, and they didn't really say when they'd come, so we just kind of carried on.  We got the Bowflex undone, and hit the sack, thinking we'd have about three hours of work left to do.

    That's all for now.  Now, I must swim.

    Wednesday, July 16, 2008

    Little Goodbyes

    Moving sucks.  I've been so busy yesterday and today that I haven't had time to write anything, and I've completely forgotten the story that I was going to tell you yesterday, dear reader.

    So anyway, yesterday was my best friend's birthday.  I've known him for almost twenty years, and we've done almost every single birthday together.  I knew it was going to be tough saying goodbye to him (even though he's moving to DC on Sunday), but I was surprised how tough it was going into Downtown Decatur.  So many memories.  I saw someone I knew from my church, but I don't think she'd know who I am (cuz I haven't been in almost three years!)

    It's funny how the little goodbyes are almost as tough as the big ones.  The things that you didn't even realize you'd miss.  

    So anyway, 

    Goodbye, Decatur
    Goodbye, Howard School
    Goodbye, Covington Highway
    Goodbye, Emory
    Goodbye, Midtown
    Goodbye, shirtless boys playing volleyball on Tuesdays and Fridays on Virginia Avenue
    Goodbye, Outwrite bookstore
    Goodbye, Burkharts
    Goodbye, Piedmont Park
    Goodbye, Fourteen West!

    I'll probably write more tomorrow.

    Tuesday, July 15, 2008

    Whoops!

    Didn't realize it had been so long! Sorry! But, I'll be picking things back up, because I'll be moving on Thursday to Dallas, and as one of my friends said, I have to tell the story in my own words.

    Luke doesn't do well, when packing, with spacing the project out over a few days, so that, for instance, if we need to get to something, it's not already packed. I did not know this when I sent him in to pack up the living room, thinking that it might take a couple of days. I was excited/had some trepidation when I saw that he'd packed it all in an hour and a half. Nowadays, here's a typical conversation around our house:

    Jacob: Luke, do you know where that book Erin lent us is?
    Luke: I packed it.
    Jacob: [long suffering sigh]
    Luke: I was trying to be efficient!

    Don't get me wrong, I have my faults, too.

    Luke: Honey, do you know what you're going to do about your car?
    Jacob: I thought we'd decided to donate it.
    Luke: Have you called to do that yet?
    Jacob: [silence]
    Luke: [cry of frustration]

    Isn't your first move as a couple fun? Though, I must say, having seen my parents do it SEVERAL times, I suspect that it does not get easier.

    Got to train my replacement at work now, so I must go, but I already have a funny story to tell, so I'll be back.

    Sunday, April 20, 2008

    Sorry, not a lot to say today, but I'll try and talk some more tomorrow.

    Thursday, April 17, 2008

    Scared

    So, tomorrow I go to court.  It's for driving on a suspended license, but I didn't know it was still suspended.  I paid all my court costs, paid for a lawyer last time, all that, about $2500, and I didn't know I had to pay the DMV $35 to reinstate my license.

    So I have all my papers in order, every receipt, I went to the DMV to get my license reinstated, so I plead not guilty, and tomorrow's the trial.  I'm scared.

    I doubt I'll go to jail, I really do, because it just doesn't seem like a jail-worthy offense, but who knows??  Most likely, though, I'll just get a fine, which sucks, but I'll take that over jail any day.

    Saturday, April 12, 2008

    Sometimes he drives me crazy

    Disclaimer: It's not his fault, this is just how he works, but it drives me up the wall.

    So Luke keeps talking about how he wants another dog.  He does, but he wants to take his time about it.  He sees dogs at the shelter, or we meet a dog from craigslist, but he doesn't want to get the dog then.  He has to see it and then spend a week thinking about it.  Then, of course, that dog is no longer available.

    DUH!!

    We've got Shadow now, someone from his work has a dog they can't take with them when they move, so we're puppysitting to see if Shayera gets along with Shadow.  They get along great.  Fortunately, Luke's got a little time to think it over.  But he says his kneejerk reaction is that the dog's sweet, they get along, but he's not sure it's the right fit for him.  Which is fine, but I've about decided to stop looking for a dog for him and let him just surprise me with one one day, so I don't get emotionally invested in it.

    Friday, April 11, 2008


    I can't believe it!

    I've done such a good job of just letting my boss's shit just roll off my back for so long.  Sure, he annoys me, but I don't ever let it affect me.

    This last week, he's gotten me actually PISSED off.  I can't believe it.  Guess I gotta take a vacation!

    Fortunately, I've got one coming up.  Surprises for Lukie!!

    Yesterday was his birthday, and we spent it at his brother's house playing D&D and just relaxing.  Jake made some AWESOME bean soup, and Erin made some DELICIOUS peanut butter and white chocolate cookies.  It was pretty great.

    We're thinking about getting another dog.  Someone at Luke's work has a chihuahua she can't take with her to her new apartment.  It may not be such a great idea, though, because we might be inheriting an 18 year old dog that's blind and deaf and just grumpy.  We shall see, though.

    Tuesday, April 8, 2008

    hmmm

    Don't know why, but feeling the meloncholia today... Sucks, because it's only 11:30.

    Monday, April 7, 2008

    4-7-08

    I suppose I should give the basics on me before I go too far, though it's hilarious to think that anyone that doesn't know me is reading this.

    My name is Jacob.  I'm 28 at this moment.  I'm an actor/singer/dancer/writer/producer that makes his living as an Office Manager at a real estate firm in Atlanta.  What's that, you say?  Someone making a living at real estate in times like these?  Yes, doubter, it can be done.  Mostly because I'm salary, but my agents are doing pretty well for themselves, because the inventory's out there, people just have to get the balls to buy the damn houses.

    Anyway, I'm writing this show, called "Fabulous & Gorgeous."  No, you haven't seen it, but you will.  My friend Derek and I started writing it a couple of years ago because we were tired of auditioning and wanted to create something original for television that might be different than anything you've seen.  So, we created a Prime-Time soap set in the 70s centered around two gay men and their three closest female friends.  Sound different yet?  I got more, but I ain't telling nothing yet.  I want someone to come buy this show from us so we can act in it!!

    I live a pretty charmed life, actually.  It hasn't always been so, but I'm on the road to redeeming myself for my mistakes.  I've got fantastic parents who love me and would do anything for me.  My brother and I don't always see eye-to-eye, but what brothers do? and again, we'd do anything for each other. And I've got the world's best partner.  He's honestly amazing.  Everyone should be so lucky.  But no one can have him; he's MINE!

    We've got a great apartment in Little Five Points (www.basslofts.com), and the world's cutest beagle.  She's 10 months old.   And fantastic in-laws.  Again, everyone should be so lucky.  My best friends are, besides Luke, Amy, Erin, Jake, Phillip, and Barron.  And I think that's enough for you to be getting on with.

    Go Hillary!